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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?
Matt!
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn’t
looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound [...]

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when
she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneris

You wouldn’t think the most popular products in the world needs any more advertising, but there are always new services to launch and competition hot on the heels. Here are three television commercials for Windows Live and/or Messenger I found and -unless you speak Portuguese or Chinese- completely incomprehensible but still nice to look at. [...]

FOUR families are suing the owners of the MySpace social-networking website after their underage daughters were sexually abused by adults they met on the …

Four families have sued News Corp. and its MySpace social-networking site after their underage daughters were sexually abused by adults they met on the …

But now, teens here say video Web sites like YouTube and MySpace are becoming bullying tools — beat someone up and post the video. The digital world brings …

Social-networking giant MySpace plans to offer free software enabling parents to keep tabs on their children’s online identities. …

Just a day after announcing new monitoring software, MySpace and its parent company News Corp. were sued for fraud and negligence by four families who say …

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Use stealth settings
Reduce interruptions. Appear online to some, offline to everyone else.