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Jokes Collecion

Posted on: January 19, 2007

Jokes Collecion


What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!

What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?

Matt!

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn’t
looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
flying by.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn’t there the first
time you need him, chances are you won’t be needing him again.

Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d
want to have with dinner.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night
long.

Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they are always
wrong.

Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in the hardware store or
the bathroom.

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